Swollace Summer T-Shirt
Swollace Summer T-Shirt
Many are saying that this is the perfect shirt for any White Boy Summer occasion, whether it be enjoying some nicotine with the boys or driving the lonely streets at night.
Let this garment inspire you to PR on all your lifts or craft the most elegant WBS meme imaginable. And remind our enemies that they may take our lives, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR SUMMER!
Made from 100% soft Ringspun Cotton.
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No shirt I have ever worn has the sweet oils of basedness dripping off of it like this Swollace shirt. As soon as I pull this shirt on, I feel the spirit of White Boy Summer coursing through every fiber of cotton. I am reborn. I am alive with the blood of my ancestors and the power of the noon-day sun. My bone density improved. My heart-rate dropped. My lungs pulse with the anticipation of life and life more abundantly.